ARTIE NOOOOOO

and Rachel doesn't notice nothin'.

Glee en español

Hey Santana, why don't you just tell everyone that you don't like burritos? I know por que eres tan mala, you're scared that todo el mundo will judge you just because te gusta quesadillas and hate burritos, you know what I think you are? Un cobarde.
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I loled harder than I should have.

http://finn-hudson.tumblr.com/post/13098092236

Yellowstone part 3?

In Yellowstone, cars don't pull over for ambulances. They pull over for buffalo.

This is where in Oregon Trail you pull out your Winchester and shoot down enough meat for the next week.


These elk scrambled onto the road, ran around in circles for a little bit, then finally galloped off safely into the bush.


Super geyser action.

Today, at the travel clinic

(1st shot- Typhoid) Me: Hm, that didn't really hurt at all.
(2nd shot- Tetanus) Me: Hey, I barely felt it.
(3rd shot- Hep A) Me: AHHHHHHH
Nurse: Yeah about half my patients say they feel Hep A shooting up and down their arm, I guess it depends on whether you have nerves or not, hahaha!
Me: x_x

Super 88

In line, at Super 88, a couple of old white folks near the registers.

Lady: "Ohh look! They have crackers made of RICE!!"
Man: "Ooooo."
Me: LOL white people

followed by,

Me: LOL racist

Mt. Washington

Hiked 4 hrs up, 4 hrs down, for a total of approx. 10 miles and 4300 ft elevation change.

96 hours later, I finally regain full range of movement in my legs.

Yes, there was SNOW at the summit.

If Harry Potter studied medicine instead of herbalism

me: if only medical terms sounded more appealing

like expelliarmus

Jenny: seriously!

what an awesome word

if i ever develop a drug that's what it'll be called

me: yay go for it

I think it would be appropriate as some sorts of expectorant

you can call it

expelliarmucus